Saturday, August 06, 2005

"The Scrutiny" Movie Rating System

We here at The Scrutiny feel we have devised the finest and most unique system ever created to give you the knowledge you will need before opening your wallet to pay for a movie. It is based on a 100 point scale and covers six categories. They are as follows.

The first five categories each carry a possible 10 points for a total of 50. They are Acting, Ensemble, Cinematography, Story and Soundtrack. The final category carries 50 points and is Overall.

Once the points have been tallied, we will give the following ratings.

100-95 “Go Pay Full Price And Pre-Order The DVD”

94-90 “Get Your Popcorn And Go”

89-80 “Keep Your Blockbuster Card And Rent It…Okay, Use Netflix”

79-70 “Watch It On A Plane Or In A Hotel”

69-0 “Hire An Attorney And Sue The Filmmakers”

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